If I'm not a light, how can you be a shadow?




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weallheartonedirection:

Oh, right. The marathon. The marathon for Disneyland, the marathon chosen especially to run around Disneyland, Disneyland’s marathon. That marathon?

weallheartonedirection:

Oh, right. The marathon. The marathon for Disneyland, the marathon chosen especially to run around Disneyland, Disneyland’s marathon. That marathon?

im-stuck-on-the-toilet-because-i:

urnotok:

liquidcassidy:

Sharks get a bad rap for being dangerous predators that are constantly devouring humans, but there is a whole world of things out there that will kill before a shark does. Here are just a few of those things.

WHO THE FUCK GETS KILLED BY A FUCKING VENDING MACHINE 

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(Source: everlarkdandelions)

aslightlyangryfeminist:

livingtombstone:

riathesexyman-beast:

partywolves:

thank god this is here. the youtube versions been muted

WHY HAVEN’T I SEEN THIS BEFORE

Oh, it’s back

ITS BEEN LIKE TEN YEARS

(Source: fandomcalling)

gamegeneral:

krystal-cage:

please just watch this

"It’s one second." I said
"It can’t possible be that great."
I was wrong.

geassevoker:

Can we talk about how the VAs for Twelve and Nine release Sphinx-related videos and have these intro scenes?

parents: *yells at you*
parents: *screams at you*
parents: *doesnt listen to what ur saying*
me: *raises voice slightly*
parents: HEY watch ur tone we did not raise u to be so disrespectful this is unacceptable I can't believe ur yelling at us like this what is wrong with u calm down
me: i have no classes with anybody i know
my parents: that's how you make friends!!!
me: no

jaclcfrost:

bare minimum? i thought you meant bear minimum. as in the smallest amount of bears possible. which is why i brought one bear. there’s one bear. aka. the smallest amount of bears possible. i mean this is a problem but at least it’s not like. bear maximum

drinklust:

once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”

(Source: drinklust)