If I'm not a light, how can you be a shadow?




まいご

panic-at-the-dildos:

djali96:

panic-at-the-dildos:

damn son vaginas get itchy too and u don’t see us shoving our hands down our pants it’s called self control go find some

Wut?

DAMN SON VAGINAS GET ITCHY TOO AND U DON’T SEE US SHOVING OUR HANDS DOWN OUR PANTS IT’S CALLED SELF CONTROL G O F I N D S O M E

flipphones:

shouldnt have had that second cupcake i moaned as i reached for my ninth

(Source: strocka)

jessa-84:

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Ask and you shall receive. Behold - The Majestic Moose

guys please, I cannot answer all 0 messages

snorlaxatives:

i love when strangers smile at me and i smile back and we have that nice stranger smiling moment

File under:
#omg #XD
me (surprised): omg
me (amused): omg
me (angry): omg
me (sad): omg
me (nostalgic): omg
me (annoyed): omg
me (scared): omg